RICK PERRY IS A SEX ADDICT

I don't know how these rumors start, but it seems like there is a new one just about every week. I like to publicize them so we can get them out there and debunked before they go viral on the internet.

This is one of the most ridiculous rumors about Rick Perry that I have seen. The others weren't too believable, either, and for those of you who did not hear about them, they are, "RICK PERRY IS A HERMAPHRODITE," and, "RICK PERRY BEATS HIS WIFE."

I think the best way to fight these scurrilous rumors is to inform the public and tell as many people that we can, that the rumor, "RICK PERRY IS A SEX ADDICT," is just a rumor. There is absolutely no evidence, which I have seen, that proves, "RICK PERRY IS A SEX ADDICT."

Please, tell all your friends that all three rumors, "RICK PERRY IS A SEX ADDICT," "RICK PERRY IS A HERMAPHRODITE," and, "RICK PERRY BEATS HIS WIFE," are not TRUE. If you have heard any other rumors, please post them so we can get them out to the public and prove they have no merit.